Megaman Battle Network: Rejected files
A fan game by Todd Baur and Dan Hunley
Based of of the Megaman Battle Network (Rockman.exe) games by Capcom.
This game is a Megaman Battle Network version of Reject Adventures, a comic about the rejected robots of Dr. Wily and Dr. Light. Other Navis are fan creations created for the Rockman universe.
Lan, Megaman, Dex and so forth are characters are property of Capcom
Lyric, Zerox, Shoeshineman.exe, and the rest are property of Todd Baur and Dan Hunley
And without further adieu, let's get on with the show... er game.
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Scene one; Here we go again
Screen pans down to three figures talking in the darkness.
Figure 1: I'm glad you two can join me.
Figure 2: Why are we here?
Figure 3: Obviously, he must have some plan for us.
Figure 1: Very astute, I indeed have a plan.
Figure 2: And just what is this plan?
Figure 3: Shut up and let him explain all ready!
Figure 1: (points to figure 2) You... you shall go to the USBtown Programing center and retrieve the random data that we need to complete our project.
Figure 3: And what of me?
Figure 1: You shall take part in a navi tournament to distract the best netbattlers from discovering us.
Figure 3: Yes sir!!
Figure 1: Ah ha ha ha! Nothing will be able to stop us!!!
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Scene two; Good mourning Lan!
Scene opens up to Lan asleep in bed, a beeping rings out
(Beep beep!)
Megaman.exe: Wake up Lan! You're late for school again!
Lan: Zzzzzz... five more minutes.... Zzzzz
Megaman.exe: No! This is the third time this week! WAKE UP!
Lan: Fine fine... I'm getting up...
(fade out, fade in, Lan is up and dressed)
Mrs. Hikari: Lan! Breakfast is made! When are you coming down!
Lan: Be down in a minute mom!
(Lan goes down stairs and talks to his mom)
Mrs. Hikari: You better hurry to school, if you are late, your father won't give you that chip he promised.
Megaman.exe: I tried to wake him up, he never listens to me.
Lan: Whatever! I better get going! Mayl is probably waiting for me!
(Lan leaves the house, Mayl is waiting outside for him)
Mayl: Is about time!
Roll.exe: Did he sleep in again?
Megaman.exe: What else is new?
Lan: Cut me a break, I'm standing right here you know!
Mayl: We should get to school! I hear we are getting a new classmate today!
(Mayl and Lan make their way to the school)
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Scene three; Say hello to Paisley
Lan and all the others are sitting in their class room now. Miss Mari is at the front of the room.
(Ding dong ding dong)
Miss Mari: Good mourning class! Today I thought we would review your net battling skills. Every plug in now and we'll get underway!
(ANOTHER net battle tutorial)
Miss Mari: Good job everyone! Remember to keep your skills sharp you never know what may happen.
(Knock knock)
Miss Mari: Oh that reminds me! The office told me that a new student would be joining our class.
(A new student enters the room, it is a girl with a LAVENDER shirt, a gray jacket, and brown hair)
Dex: Wow! What a babe!
Maryl: Oh please. calm down.
Roll.exe: Boys will be boys...
Gutsman.exe: Gutsman likes roll! Will Roll date Gutsman? Guts! Guts!
Roll.exe: Sigh.
Paisley: Hello everyone, my name is Paisley and I came all the way from USBtown.
Miss Mari: That's it for class kids.
Lan: Thank goodness....
Miss Mari: Feel free to get to know your new classmate kids, make her feel welcome!
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Scene four; Tournament you say?!
(Lan has the ability to talk to the rest of his classmates)
(Lan talks to Dex)
Dex: Hey Lan! You want to challenge Gutsman again? This time We'll kick your butt!
Lan: No way! You're going down... just like last time!
Dex: That was a short match! It was just a fluke!
(Paisley walks over)
Paisley: So you two are into net battling?
Dex: You bet! Me and Gutsman are the best!
Paisley: Gutsman is nothing compared to my Ska!
Dex: Why I oughta...
Lan: You have a navi too?
Paisley: Her name is Ska.exe, my mother bought her for my birthday.
Lan: We'll have to net battle sometime.
Paisley: Well how about the USBtown tournament?
Lan: What tournament is this?
Paisley: The tournament I'm going to win! All the good net battlers are going to be there!
Dex: Cool!
Lan: When is it?
Paisley: It's tomorrow at the USB tournament center.
Paisley: I have to be going now, maybe I'll see you guys at the tournament.
Lan: Sure thing!
Megaman.exe: What is he getting me into now?
Dex: This is going to Rock!
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Scene five; Its getting hot in here
(when you leave the school Mayl is waiting for you outside)
Lan: You waited for me?
Mayl: Yes... who was that girl you were talking to?
Lan: Paisley. She's a net battler!
Mayl: Oh really now....
Lan: She told me about a really great tournament and-
Mayl: Oh forget I even asked. Let's go to my house, we'll work on our homework there.
Lan: Sure thing.
Roll.exe: Clueless as ever.
Megaman.exe: What else is new?
Mayl: It might be a little warm though, we are getting our air conditioner fixed.
(Lan and Mayl go to Mayl's house)
Man: Uuhh... you're home. I was just finishing up. Your air should run fine now.
Mayl: Thank you very much.
Lan: Yeah, that's COOL!
Megaman.exe: Ugh... that was horrible Lan.
(The man leaves)
Mayl: We better get started on our homework.
(Clink clink clink!)
Lan: What was that?
Mayl: The air is still broken! What good was that guy?!
Megaman.exe: Lan, jack me into the air system, I'll see what's wrong.
Lan: Right! Megaman.exe, Jack in! Execute!
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Scene six; A cold wind blows
Lan: Look around for any problems Megaman.
(Megaman starts his search, he eventually comes across a broken program)
Program: I was working normally and then I was jumped from behind... I don't know who it could be.
(Megaman continues to search, but is stopped by constant wind)
Lan: What's wrong Megaman?
Megaman.exe: I can't go any farther. Lan! Shut off the fans!
(Lan jacks out)
(Lan finds the fan and turns it off. Scene switches back to Megaman.exe)
(Megaman searches the area more and comes across a navi)
Brokenfanman.exe: Huh? Who are you?
Megaman.exe: I'm Megaman.exe, why are you here?
Brokenfanman.exe: Master Scott says to improve on this system.
Megaman.exe: But you're breaking it!
Scott: Keep up the good work Brokenfanman!
Megaman.exe: What? This doesn't make sense!
Scott: Get rid of him Brokenfanman!
Brokenfanman: I'll fix you good!
(Megaman and Brokenfanman battle, Megaman is victorious)
Scott: Oh no! It was going to work so much better!
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Scene seven; Brokenfanman aftermath
Mayl: Look! It's working again!
Lan: Good job Megaman!
Megaman.exe: Glad to be of service.
(Beep beep)
Megaman.exe: Lan! You have an email!
[email] ::From Dex:: Hey, don't forget about the tournamate tomorrow! You better rest up so I can kick your butt!
(Lan leaves Mayl's)
Megaman.exe: Let's go home and look around the internet before you go to bed. We may be able to find some good chips for tomorrow.
Lan: Good idea Megaman!
(Megaman and Lan go home)
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Scene eight; Andrew's chip shop?
(Lan is once again in bed, He sits up quickly)
Lan: It's tournamate day! Horray!
(Fade out, Lan is up and dressed)
Lan: Good Mourning Megaman!
Megaman.exe: Zzzzz.... Huh? Ack!
Lan: Wake up Megaman! We have a lot to do today!
Megaman.exe: Who are you? And what have you done with Lan?
Lan: Ha ha, very funny. Come on! We have the tournamate in USB town today!
Megaman.exe: Let's see if Mr. Higsby has some chips that might help us.
(Lan goes to Mr. Higsby's chip shop)
(Lan walks in the shop, he is greeted by a new face behind the register)
Andrew: YOU!!!
Lan: What I do?
Andrew: You need some chips.
Lan: Y....Yes.
Andrew: My name is Andrew, I run this shop.
Lan: What about Mr. Higsby?
Andrew: Oh yeah... him. I met him in USBtown, he was looking for someone to run his shop while he was a part of the tournamate there. I volunteered for the job.
Lan: Mr. Higsby is there too?
Andrew: Yes. Now are you gonna buy a chip or not?!
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Scene nine: To USBtown!
(Lan leaves Higsby's shop, and heads to the metroline, Mayl and Yai are waiting just outside of it)
(talk to Mayl) Mayl: I wanted to wish you luck in your silly tournamate. So here, take this chip with you
::Receive Roll R chip::Mayl: No get out of here, or you'll be late.
(Lan enters the Metroline and gets a ticket for -USbtown-)
(Lan arrives at USBtown)
(Lan walks out of the Metroline station, a man in a hurry bumps into him, they both fall back)
Tim: ...Hey! Watch where you're going!
Lan: You ran into me!
Tim: No I didn't, I was just on my way to cause chaos and devastation in the name of the W- Oh.... you must be new in town kid.
Lan: ....huh?
Tim: You must be on your way to that snazy tournamate thing everyone is talking about. You'll find it at "Jacob's Game shop". What's your name Kid?
Lan: Lan.. Lan Hikari. Who are you?
Tim: Lan you say, well I can't talk now... there's trouble to- er.... stop.
(Tim runs off)
Megaman.exe: I don't trust that guy...
Lan: He seemed like a nice guy.
Megaman.exe: We best get to the game shop now.
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Scene ten: Meeting up with friends
(Lan goes up to the game shop, outside is Dex and Higsby)
(Talk to Dex) Dex: Grrr.... I can't believe I lost already! Some little green navi beat me, he was too quick for my Gutsman!
(Talk to Mr. Higsby) Higsby: Lan! They beat my Numberman! Huh huh, Watch out for the one with the sword, he divided my navi in two!
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Scene eleven: The navi tournamate
(Lan walks into Jacob's Game shop, he sees several people standing inside)
Jacob: Welcome to the navi tournamate everyone. Folks call me Game master Jacob! There's best be no cheating around here or out you go! Now have fun and try your best. The winner gets a swell prize!
(At this time Lan can pick any of the five other people in the center to fight, order is not important)
(Talk to Todd) Todd: Hey there. Suppose ya want to fight me eh? Take it easy on my little buddy will ya?
(Megaman.exe fights Lyric.exe. Megaman.exe is victorious)
Todd: Well Horsepucky. I lost.
(Talk to Paisley) Paisley: Hey Lan! Glad you could come! But you're about to lose buddy!
(Megaman.exe fights Ska.exe. Megaman.exe is victorious)
Paisley: Well, you sure showed me, guess I shouldn't brag so much.
(Talk to Jon) Jon: What up dirty? You want to go up against me and Rap? A'right.
(Megaman.exe fights Rap.exe. Megaman.exe is victorious)
Jon: Heh, you won. Oh well.
(Talk to Brian) Brian: My friends laugh at me because I always screw up in netbattling, but I'll give it my best!
(Megaman.exe fights Folk.exe. Megaman.exe is victorious)
Brian: Ugh! Pulled a Brian!!!
(Talk to Dan) Dan: I'll give you a shot, try not to lose too soon...
(Megaman.exe fights Zerox.exe. Megaman.exe is victorious)
Dan: Hn....
(After winning the tournamate Lan talks to Jacob)
Jacob: Congratulations! Our winner is Lan! I saw plenty of good fighting here today folks, but this kid sure took the cake. And as a prize here you go! A free pass to the USB Fitness center! All the girls will think you're a stud!
::Lan receives MEMBER PASS::
Lan: Neat!
Megaman.exe: You could always use the exercise, and you can stop being lazy Lan.
Lan: Grrr.... I'm not -that- lazy.
Jacob: Also, just because you won, have this chip, it'll help you with farther netbattling!
::Receive Barrier * chip::
::Receive HP Memory::
Jacob: That's it folks! Time to close up shop!
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Scene twelve; Pump you up
(Lan leaves Jacob's game shop and heads to USB fitness)
(Talk to the assistant behind the counter) Assistant: Welcome to USB Fitness! Do you have a membership pass?
(Lan gives the assistant MEMBER PASS)
Assistant: Go on in!
(Lan enters Gym)
(Lan talks to random people in the gym, in random order)
Random person 1 (on weight machine): I've got to beef up!
Random person 2 (on a treadmill): I'm going to run a marathon soon, better get in shape.
Random person 3: Are you looking at my chest? I'm sorry hun, but you're a bit too young for me.
Random person 4: Huff puff! Feels great to work out!
Bruce: Why hello there! My name is Bruuuuuce, I came here to see all the USBtown hunks!
Maurice: I'm just here for a good work out. Gotta work hard to stay in shape.
(After all the people are talked to, machines all of a sudden start going berserk.)
Random person 1: Hey what's going on?!!
Random person 2: Ah! It's going to fast! Heeeeeelp!
Bruce: Oh! This is too much!
(Bruce faints)
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Scene thirteen; What a workout.
Megaman.exe: Lan! Plug me into that weight machine! Maybe I can shut it off!
Lan: Gotcha!
(Lan runs over to the weight machine)
Lan: Plug in Megaman.exe! Transmit!
(Megaman.exe walks around, and eventually finds the switch to turn off the machine and jacks out)
Megaman.exe: We better shut off that treadmill too.
Lan: You're right!
(Lan runs over to the treadmill)
Lan: Plug in Megaman.exe plug in! Transmit!
(Megaman.exe walks around, and eventually finds the switch to turn off the machine. After switching off the machine, a navi teleports in)
Gymteacherman.exe: Whatcha doing there punk?
Megaman.exe: Who are you?
Maurice: Heh heh, look at the little wussy navi, I can't believe that the W3 is afraid of this thing.
Lan: Hey!
Maurice: Why not leave this to the big boys kid, Scott may have got beat by you, but he was weak compared to us.
Lan: The air conditioner man... he was with W3?
Maurice: That's right, but I'm not here to talk! Gymteacherman, teach these guys a lesson!
Gymteacherman.exe: Whatcha gunna do when Gymteacherman beats down on you?!!!
(Megaman.exe fights Gymteacherman.exe. Megaman.exe is victorious)
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Scene fourteen; Hitting on Lan = funny
(Maurice is escorted out by Large weight lifting men)
Maurice: I would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for that wussy kid!
Megaman.exe: Good job there Lan, but phew what a work out!
Lan: Heh heh, You're right, why don't we head home for a good night's rest?
Megaman.exe: That sounds like a good idea.
(Lan talks to Bruce before leaving)
Bruce: Great job there you little cutie! Have this, it'll beef up your navi!
::Lan receives Powerup::
Bruce: If you ever come back here tell them "Big Bubba" sent you!
Lan: uh.... thanks.
Bruce: Let me know when you grow up now!!!
(Lan heads home and goes and goes to bed)
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Scene fifteen; Wily exposed
(Scene shows a darkened room)
Figure 1: Scott and Maurice have failed, I hope that you two won't disappoint me as well.
Figure 4: Never!
Figure 5: You can count on us!
Figure 1: You, go to the cover point, we need to keep up good appearances, our cover must not be blown.
Figure 5: Righty-o sir, I've already got some quite impressive chips now, and if any kids start trouble it's just as simple as a chop, whamo! Pi-ting!
Figure 1: And you, go to the USBtown electric building and collect the second bits of programing that we need.
Figure 4: Yes sir, I'll take care of it right away.
Figure 4's Navi: LORD WILLYDGHDBDLFFKERHDY!!!
Lord Wily: Is there something wrong with that navi?
Figure 4: No sir, he's always like that.
Lord Wily: Bah! No matter! Get going you two!
Figure 4 + 5: Yes sir!
Creeeak! (Door opens)
Figure 2: I'm back! Here's your data!
Lord Wily: What? This isn't all of it!
Figure 2: Well how was I supposed to know that?
Lord Wily: Go back and get the rest you fool!
Figure 2: Why do I have to do it?
Figure 2's Navi: Is questioning Lord Wily going to help?
Figure 2: Shut up Flintman.exe! No one likes you!!!
Flintman.exe: No love for Flintman.exe...
Lord Wily: Get going already!
Figure 2: Fine. Whatever.
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Scene sixteen; Class fieldtrip
(Lan is standing in his room)
Beep beep!
Megaman.exe: Lan! You have mail!
[email] ::From Yai;; Did you hear? We have a fieldtrip today! You best not be late to school!
Megaman.exe: We better get to school.
Lan: Yeah yeah, I know.
(Lan leaves his house and goes to school)
Miss Mari: OK class, Today we are headed to the USB electric company.
Dex: Oh boy! No school!!
Yai: You're the one who could use the education.
Mayl: This should be a fun trip.
Lan: Yeah... I guess.
Paisley: The tour was great, I went there last year.
Miss Mari: All right class, let's get to the bus!
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Scene seventeen; Locked in
(The school bus arrives at USB Electric Company, the bus unloads, and the children form into a group)
Miss Mari: Class this is a guide for USB Electric and he'll be showing us around the premises, so make sure to listen carefully to what he says and don't cause any trouble!
Guide: Follow me.
(the group lead by Guide enter the building and begin the tour)
Guide: The doors in this place are all set with electronic locks. We control them from the central control room who is ran by the most competent of our employees. Without direct power all these doors would be useless even if you have the right code.
Bzzt fzzt zzzt (Lights flicker)
Mayl: What's that?
Guide: We'll find out shortly.
(another Guide walks over to the door only to find that it isn't functional)
Guide 2: We're trapped!
Megaman.exe: Lan, jack me into the door so I could check to see if the programs are still running.
Lan: Right away!
Dex: There goes our hero Lan to save the day again!
Mayl: Can it Dex.
(Lan walks over to the door)
Lan: Jack in Megaman.exe transmit!
(Megaman.exe walks up to a program and talks to a random program for the door)
Program: We've lost power. Find the control and reverse the polarities so that might open the door.
(Megaman.exe finds controls and reverses the polarities for the door and Megaman.exe jacks out)
(door opens)
Lan: Sit tight everyone! I'll head over to central control to see what exactly is happening!
(Lan heads to Central Control, Jacks in Megaman.exe to open the door the same way as before, and jacks him out)
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Scene eighteen; Sizzling Circuits!
(Lan walks into the room)
Todd: AH HA! I've got you now!
Lan: Stop right there!
(Todd comes out from underneath a computer holding a wire)
Todd: Huh? What now?
Lan: Stop messing with the computer and causing the power to short!
Todd: Power shorting out? That'd never happen on my watch!
Lan: What?
Todd: I'm the one who runs this area! And hey! Aren't you that kid from the tournament the other day?!
Lan: Yeah.. my name's Lan.
Todd: Nice to meet you Lan buddy! My name's Todd!
Zap Zap Zap! (Sparks are coming out from the control panel and the lights flicker again)
Todd: Sizzling Circuits! I just fixed that!
Lan: You sabotaged it?
Todd: NO! I assure you that my navi and I have NOTHING to do with this! If anything, I'm extremely worried for my buddy Lyric as he was in there helping me fix the bugs!
Lan: I'll take care of this!
(Lan walks over to the sparking control panel)
Lan: Jack in, Megaman.exe! Transmit!
(Megaman.exe walks around till he finds Lyric trapped in an electric barrier)
Megaman.exe: Lan, Lyric seems to be trapped! You have to go shut off the power for this section to free him!
Lan: I'll get right to that!
(Lan goes out to the hallway and opens the breaker box to shut off the switch labeled "CTRL Room")
(Shows back to Megaman.exe as the electric barrier fades from around Lyric.exe)
Megaman.exe: Hey.. do you know who did this to you?
Lyric: It was some weird looking guy who talked funny... he said something about killing the power and getting data while everyone was confused..
Megaman.exe: Did you hear that Lan?
Lan: Yeah.
Megaman.exe: We better find this guy!
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Scene nineteen; Find the passcode
Todd: He must be in the Generator mainframe! Follow me!
(Lan jacks out and Todd jacks out Lyric)
(They walk out and head down to the end of the hallway to a door)
Todd: Now it's only a matter of entering in the passcode!
(Todd inputs his passcode and it is rejected)
Todd: Now why would anyone change the code to the Mainframe door...? OH NO!
Lan: What do we do now?
Todd: Try jacking in your navi to see if he could talk to the programs and see if he could get the new passcode!
Lan: All right Megaman, you heard what he said!
Lan: Jack in, Megaman.exe! Transmit!
(Megaman.exe walks until he confronts a program)
Program: I'm the first program, my code is 7, find my brothers, they'll tell you the rest!
(Megaman.exe walks around and confronts another program)
Program: I'm the third program, my number is 2.
(Megaman.exe walks around and confronts another program)
Program: I'm the fourth program, my number is 8.
(Megaman.exe walks around and confronts another program)
Program: I'm the second program, my number is 5.
Megaman.exe: You got that Lan? Jack me out and enter the passcode.
(Lan jacks out Megaman.exe and enters the passcode 7528. The door opens)
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Scene twenty: Destrobotrahrahrah!
Lan enters the room to see a man in a long leather jacket standing at the Generator mainframe.
Lan: What are you doing to that computer?!
(Todd runs into the room)
Todd: STOP RIGHT THERE YOU FIEND!
DJ: Heh heh... you can't stop me...
Lan: At this rate he'll kill all the power in town!
Todd: Egads! We need to stop this madness!
DJ: Good luck Mega-dorks, Destrobot.exe is unstoppable. Long live the W3!
Megaman.exe: Lyric is hurt enough, Lan let's take care of this guy.
Lan: Right!
DJ: Destrobot, fry their circits!
Destrobot.exe: Right away DJLKHKGDLKI!!
(Megaman.exe fights Destrobot.exe. Megaman.exe is victorious)
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Scene twenty-one: Todd's thanks
(DJ is being escorted out by two security guards)
DJ: You may have stopped me, but the W3 will still win! I've wired them the data they needed!
Security guard: That's enough out of you, now move it.
Todd: Wow, what a psycho.
Lan: You said it.
Todd: Anyway, you were a great help me me Lan, I'm not sure if I can ever repay you... hey how about this? You helped my little buddy, now he can help you! Here ya go!
::Lan Received Lyric L chip::
Todd: Now you watch out for those punk kids now!
(Lan leaves USB Eletric building)
Beep Beep!
Megaman.exe: Lan! You have mail!
Email:: from Mayl:: Hey silly, you spent so much time taking care of the bad guys you missed the bus! Anyway, because you are in the area can you stop off at USBtown's Music store, I hear it's one of the biggest around. Pick me up the new "Stainless Steel" CD. I'll repay you when you get back in town.::
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Scene twenty-two: Oh that wacky "Fred"
Lan walks not even three steps
Beep Beep!
Megaman.exe: Lan! You have another email!
Email:: from Random Friend:: Hi Lan! I know all about you, but you don't know much about me! I was just seeing how you are doing... WAIT! DON'T LOOK AT THE TREE BEHIND YOU! I'm not behind it ^__^
(Lan turns around and looks at someone right behind the tree)
Lan: Hey!
Tim: Uh... what?
Lan: Did you just send me an email?
Tim: I don't know what you are talking about! My name is Fred!
Lan: What?
Tim: Who?
Lan: What are you talking about?
Tim: Where?
Lan: Stop confusing me!
Tim: How?
Lan: Oh forget it, I'll go to the Music Store and meet my friends back in ACDCtown
(Lan walks away)
Tim: I'll go meet your friends too...
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Scene twenty-three: Word up at the Music Store
Lan walks up to the Music Store only to hear loud rap music coming out of the doors
Lan: I think this is the store Mayl was talking about..
(Lan walks into the store and looks around only to go up to talk to people in the store)
Customer 1: (standing by the exit) Do they play any real music here?!
Customer 2: (standing by the rap section) This music's the bombdiggity!
Customer 3: (standing by the counter) Should I buy the CD Repair kit or not?
Kim: (by a music listening device) I love this music as much as I love Static X and Britney! Yaaaay!
Jon: (behind the store counter): Hey you're the kid from the tournament who had that slick Navi.. Hey how about a battle for old time sake Home slice?
(Accept this man's challenge or not)
(Megaman.exe fights Rap.exe and is victorious)
::Recieve RapR chip::
Jon: Man you smooth, we straight right?
(The music starts screeching and the music selection changes)
Jon: What's going down yo?
Rap.exe: Somethin' goin' wrong with the program! Can you have that kid check out it for me?
Lan: No problem at all!
(Lan walks over to stereo and jacks in)
Lan: Jack in, Megaman.exe! Transmit!
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Scene twenty-four: Masta Rappa!
(Megaman.exe walks around and talks to Rap.exe)
Rap.exe: The program should be back there a bit.. so find out what happened for me will ya?
(Megaman.exe finds a program standing by a bunch of letters on the ground and talks to the program)
Program 1: Gotta spell out the code, be a Masta Rappa to pass on! Codes are of the following:
Ding = A
Dong = B
Bling = C
Bong = D
So follow best of luck!
(Megaman.exe walks up the pannels of letters and hears the sound "Ding Bong Dong Bong". Megaman.exe walks on the pannels on A,D,B,D causing the pannels to fade out)
(Megaman.exe walks up the next pannels of letters and hears the sound "Bling Bling Dong Ding Bong". Megaman.exe walks on the pannels on C,C,B,A,D causing the pannels to fade out)
(Megaman.exe walks up the last pannels of letters and hears the sound "Bling Dong Ding Bong Dong Bling Dong Ding". Megaman.exe walks on the pannels on C,B,A,D,B,C,B,A causing the pannels to fade out)
(Megaman.exe walks up and eventually finds a program laying on the ground and another Navi standing behind it)
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Scene twenty-five:The Real OG
Megaman.exe is looking right at the Navi who looks remarkably like him
Megaman.exe: Who are you?! And why do you look a lot like me?!
Wannabeman.exe: Like you? HA! I'm the slicker and smoother one here! Besides check out my mad threads!
Megaman.exe: Aren't you just a recolor..?
Wannabeman.exe: I'm more than a recolor! I'm Wannabeman.exe! The coolest and funnest Navi of all time, yo!
Kim: That's right! We're the best team ever unlike you Stupid.exe and Shrimp kid!
Lan: We don't have to take that!
Kim: I just love Twisted Sister!
Lan: What? Megaman.exe.. Let's show her who the real OG is!
Megaman.exe: Right away Lan.... yo.
(line of silence)
Megaman.exe: (bows his head) I'm sorry.
(Megaman.exe fights Wannabeman.exe and he is victorious)
Kim: In the end it doesn't even matter..
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Scene twenty-six: Mayl's Gift/World 3 applinces
(Kim is being escorted out by two music shop employees)
Kim: So close yet so far out! The W3 have the information they needed! So we're still the Champions my friend!
Lan: Maybe you should just stop trying to be something you're not just to be cool.. if the real you isn't cool to people then they aren't your friends.
Jon: That was tight y'all. You and your slick Navi saved my store! For watching our backs, you can have this free CD!
::Lan recieves Stainless Steel CD::
Megaman.exe: Hey! That's the CD Mayl wanted! Let's go back home and give that to her!
Lan: Okay Megaman.exe!
(Lan leaves and rides the Metroline back to ACDCtown)
(Lan goes to Mayl's house and gives her "Stainless Steel CD")
Mayl: Thanks a lot Lan! You're the best! Have this for doing that for me.
(Lan Receives Roll v2 R)
Megaman.exe: *yawn* What a day, why don't we go home and get some rest Lan.
Lan: OK Megaman, sounds like a plan.
(Lan goes home and goes to sleep)
(meanwhile.....)
Tim: Now how do I get to ACDC town? I have to kidnap that Lan kid's freinds in the name of the World 3!!!
(Police officer walks by on the street)
Police officer: What was that?
Tim: eeeerrr..... I said I work at World 3 Appliences. It's over there!
(Tim points in a random direction, the police officer looks in the direction, Tim runs off)
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Scene twenty-seven: Andrew's return
(Lan wakes up in the morning, and gets ready for the day)
::Beep Beep::
Megaman.exe: Lan! You've got email.
(::email from Paisley:: Lan, long time no see! Why not meet me at the old tournamate center and we'll have ourselves a netbattle.)
Megaman.exe: Sounds like fun huh Lan?
Lan: Yeah! Let's go Megaman!
(Lan heads for USBtown, then to the tournamate center)
Paisley: Hey there Lan! Ready to fight?
(Megaman.exe fights Ska.exe and he is victorious)
Paisley: Tough as ever!
(a fammiliar looking man walks over to the pair)
Andrew: YOU!
Lan: Huh? Oh no, not you again....
Andrew: Yes, me again. Welcome to the USB chipshop!
Lan: but wasn't this the-
Andrew: It's the chipshop damnit! Now by some stinken' chips!
Lan: Ok... what do you have?
(menu pops up with chips for sale)
(Lan begins to walk and then....)
::Beep Beep::
Megaman.exe: Lan! You have email!
(::Email from Dad:: Lan, I need your help with something, please meet me down at the Skylab.)
Megaman.exe: You heard the man Lan!
Lan: Let's go!
(Lan heads to the metroline and goes to the Skylab)

Scene twenty-eight: Eh eh commrade?
(Lan arives at the Skylab, he meets up with his dad, and two beared getalmen)
Dr. Hikari: Lan! I'm glad you came. These are two friends of mine from Russia, I've met them through the internet, they could really use our help.
Russian Scientist 1: Oh thank mother Russia! You see, we have valuble data that we need protected.
Russian Scientist 2: That is correct little commrede. Our navi must make it to Netopia with the valuble Marx data.
Dr. Hikari: Lan, I hate to ask you this, but we have read that there is someone out to get this data. We need you and Megaman to protect this navi.
Lan: What does he look like?
Russian Scientist 1: He is a bright red!
Russian Scientist 2: So within the darkness of the net, his shine will lead yo-
Dr.Hikari: Do you understand Lan?
Lan: ...... I think so.
Dr. Hikari: You'll find him in the main Skylab computer, you'll have to lead him to the warp in there.
Lan: Got it!
Russian Scientist 1: Good luck!
Russian Scientist: Eh eh commrade?
(Lan walks over to the computer and jacks in)
Lan: Megaman jack in! Transmit!

Scene twenty-nine: Your mother was deleted.
(Megaman jacks in and ventures until he finds the red navi)
Red navi: Oh! I am glad you came commrade! Do you know of the assassination attempt on me?
Megaman.exe: Yep, I'm here to help you!
Red navi: Oh, that makes me feel strong, much like that of the soviot union! But are you not to small?
Megaman.exe: ... do you want me to protect you?
Red Navi: Dah! Dah! Es guud!
(Megaman.exe follows the red navi, he incounters a bad navi)
Bad navi: Not so fast! I'm gonna take you out!
(Megaman.exe fights bad navi and he is victorious)
(Megaman.exe follows the red navi, he incounters a bad navi)
Bad navi: Nyeeah see, I'm gonna rub ya out see...
(Megaman.exe fights bad navi and he is victorious)
(Megaman.exe follows the red navi, he incounters a bad navi)
Bad navi: BWAHAHAHA!
(Megaman.exe fights bad navi and he is victorious)
(Megaman.exe and the red navi reach the warp point)
Red navi: Look commrade! We have made it!
Voice: Or so you think....
(a navi appears behind the red navi and stabs him in the back with a cyberKnife, thus deleteing the red navi)
Megaman.exe: No!
Lan: No!
Russian Scientist 1: Nooo!
Russian Scientist 2: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Hitman.exe: Heh heh heh... That was too easy....

Scene thirty: Hitman.exe
Megaman.exe: Oh no!
Hitman.exe: Oh yes... the Marx data now belongs to the World 3!
Megaman.exe: Who are you?!
Hitman.exe: A hired assassin, I was payed to collect this data and to destroy you Megaman.
Lan: Oh no!
Megaman.exe: But how did you know about these plans?
Andrew:Because maybe someone has been keeping tabs on you Lan! Ha ha ha!
Lan: YOU?!
Andrew: No! YOU!
Hitman.exe: This was all too simple, you fools fell into my trap so easily.
Andrew: Heh heh, it was as simple as chop! Whamo! Pi-ting!
Lan: Grrr...
Megaman.exe: We'll stop you Hitman.exe.
Hitman.exe: I'd like to see you try boy.
(Megaman.exe fights Hitman.exe and he is victorious)
Hitman.exe: I'm not through yet!
(Hitman.exe teleports behind Megaman.exe)
Hitman.exe: Heh heh, nice try sucker, but now you bite the dust.
(A bright flash is seen and Hitman.exe is deleted)
Hitman.exe: Raaaaah!
Andrew: NOOOOOOO!
Lan: What happened?
(Scene pans over to show a navi the Lan has fought earlier)
Zerox.exe: Heh, that was the best Wily could send? I could have done that ten times better, and not be seen. See you later twirp.
(Zerox.exe teleports out)
Megaman.exe: What did he mean by that?
Lan: Obviously he must be a member of the World 3!
Megaman.exe: Hmmmmn.

Scene thirty-one: Kidnapping?!
(Scene pans out to the real world where Lan is standing there with Dr. Hikari and the Russian Scientists)
Lan: I'm sorry that I couldn't help the Red Navi..
Russian Scientist 1: There was nothing you could do to stop it little comrade
Russian Scientist 2: (sob sob) We knew our Navi comrade would never always be with us... It was just his time to go...
Dr. Hikari: Don't worry Lan. You did the best with what you could do and there was nothing you could do to stop it. So don't let this effect your future missions or it could cause you trouble.
Megaman.exe: Your father is right Lan!
Lan: Yeah... I guess.
(Two Scientists come in)
Scientist 1: Dr. Hikari, the perpatrator got away.
Dr. Hikari: Really? How?
Scientist 2: He got out through the window..
Dr. Hikari: I always knew we should've gotten rid of that window on the first floor!
Lan: First I let their red navi be deleted.. now the bad guy got away... man, this SUCKS!
Megaman.exe: Now now Lan..
(beep beep)
Megaman.exe: Lan! You've got mail!
(::Email from Fred:: Lan! I have something cool for you... I have your friends gathered in one area just for you! If you don't come immediately.. BAD THINGS will happen! BWAHAHAHA!.)
Lan: Is that some kind of joke? Or some kind of lame kidnapping scheme?
Megaman.exe: I think this is serious..
Lan: Oh no! We must not them down like that Red Navi!
Russian Scientist 2: (with teary eyes) May the power of Mother Russia be at your side comrade.
Scientist 1: Oh you are such a Drama Queen..

Scene thirty-two: Tim's Scheme!
(Lan arrives in ACDC Town and stops at his friends' houses only to find they are not there! While exiting the last house, an Old Man walks up to Lan)
Old Man: Are you a friend of the person who lives here?
Lan: Yeah! Do you know what happened to my friend?
Old Man: Your friend was playing with weird man and ended up being taken away to the Warehouse Distrct in Netopia!
Megaman.exe: Let's take the Metroline to the Warehouse District Lan!
(Lan goes to the Metroline and gets "WARE Pass" and uses it)
Homeless Man: Excuse me can you spare me a 1,000 zenny? (options of Sure Why Not! or No I Don't pop up.)
Lan : Sure Why Not!
Homeless Man: Hey alright! For your kindness, I'll tell you of something weird I saw.
Lan: umm..okay?
Homeless Man: I saw a weird man drag children into the third warehouse on the left. I wonder what he's up to..
Lan: Thanks so much! (runs off into the warehouse)
Homeless Man: (as Lan is running away) Uh... no problem.
(Lan runs in to see a spot light which reveals his friends tied to chairs)
Tim: Hi Lan! (Tim waves at Lan)
Lan: My friends! What have you done Fred?!
Tim: AH HA! You've fallen for my clever facade... My name is not Fred, it is actually Tim the greatest member of the World 3 EVAR! BWAHAHAHAHAH! Now I have all your friends, but that slippery teacher (clenches fist).. and that got you to come here!
Chaud: How many times do I have to tell you.. I'm not his friend!
Tim: You know him! You've talked to him! You helped him! That makes you his friend!
Lan: Let my friends go!
Tim: To free them, you must defeat me and my awesome Navi in a netbattle!
Mayl: You can do it Lan!
Dex: Uh.. yeah Lan, you can!
Yai: Show this creep what he gets for kidnapping such a beautiful lady.
Chaud: Hey idiot. Don't fail.
Lan: Right!
Tim: Let's show him our power Workman.exe!
Workman.exe: Si si me amigo!
(Megaman.exe fights Workman.exe and he is victorious)

Scene thirty-three: Brainwashed?
Tim: Workman! But how?! My plan was so great! How could you do this to me Lan?! I thought we were friends!
Lan: You've got a screw loose.
Tim: (Looks from side to side) Wait... what am I doing here?!
Lan: You kidnapped my friends!
Chaud: I'm not your friend.
Tim: Who are you people, I don't know who you are Lan.
Lan: ...but wait a min-
Tim: I WAS BRAINWASHED! Dr. Wily must have captured me and after my harsh struggles, must have altered my awesome mind to have me work for him.
Mayl: Oh you've got to be kidding me.
Yai: Something smells rotton...
Chaud: ...only an idiot would believe this....
Lan: I can't belive they brainwashed you Tim...
Tim: (More like I brainwashed them...)
Lan: What?
Tim: (shakes hands from side to side) Lan! Thank you so much for saving me!
Chaud: ....sigh.
Tim: Well, it's been great fun, but now I must be off! Tim away! (Tim runs away, his arms failing)
Mayl: He's getting awa-
Yai: ...He's gone.
(Lan opens and let's his friends out)
Dex: Thanks for saving us Lan ol' buddy!
Mayl: Yeah you really came through for us.
Yai: Good job Lan.
Chaud: This doesn't make us friends... idiot.
Lan: Heh heh.. whatever Chaud.
Megaman.exe: Well, we've saved our friends, why don't we head home?
Lan: That's sounds like a good idea, Let's go home everyone!

Scene thirty-four: Getting out of work.
(Everyone arrives back at ACDC Town)
Lan: So what does everyone want to do?
Dex: I should be going home as I still have some homework to finish and my parents would kill me if I don't get it finished.
Mayl: I'll be going home too since I have something planned to do tomorrow.
Yai: Since everyone else is going, I should be off too.
Lan: Well what do we do now Megaman?
Megaman.exe: Well you do have that homework to finish as well...
Lan: But...
Megaman.exe: You just can't keep putting it o--
(beep beep!)
Megaman.exe: Lan, you have mail from Higsby!
Lan: Phew... what's it say?
(::Email from Higsby:: Lan! Could you do me a favor by coming to the Chip Shop for a minute?)
Megaman.exe: Well you get off this time..
Lan: Let's get going!
(Lan arrives at Higsby's Chip Shop and talks to Higsby behind the counter)
Higsby: Glad you came Lan!
Lan: Anytime, so what's going on?
Higsby: Well.. despite my problem with a bunch of the chips here that seem to be missing, I have this rare chip that needs to be delivered to the USBProgramming building but I don't want to leave the shop unattended again. So, do you think you could do me the favor of running this over there?
Megaman.exe: Well you do have stu--
Lan: SURE!
Higsby: Thanks a lot! heh heh

Scene thirty-five: Good ole Brian
(Lan takes the Metroline back to USBtown and runs into a familar face as he exits the Metroline)
Lan: Hey, you're from the tournament!
Dan: Yes Lan, I am Dan. Operator of the navi Zerox.exe.
Lan: So what are you up to?
Dan: I was just on the way to the Programming Building... as I have some business to take care.
Lan: Really, me too!
Dan: Well I'm running a bit behind schedule... hmn. (walks off)
Lan: Well...uh.. bye Dan!
Megaman.exe: That wasn't nice at all..
Lan: Wonder why he's going there..?
Megaman.exe: You can worry about that later.. as we're going to be late delivering this package of Higsby!
Lan: Oh yeah, I almost forgot!
(Lan walk up to and talks to the Receptionist at USBPrograming)
Receptionist: Oh you've got a package from Mr. Higsby? Brian's been expecting you! Take the elevator to the next floor and you should be able to find him easily!
(Lan takes the elevator up to the next floor and looks into a room with a man sitting in front of his computer)
Lan: Excuse me... do you know where I could find Brian?
Brian: (typing at his computer) Yeah.. I'm him. If it's extra work, just throw it on the pile that everyone pawns off on good ole' Brian because they don't think he has enough work and stress to deal with!
Lan: Well.. it's not work, it's a package from Higsby..
Brian: My chip's in?! (turns and faces Lan) Oh and hey! You're that one kid with the blue navi from the tournament! Nice to see you again!
Lan: My names Lan! You were the one with the Big Hand navi?
Brian: His name's Folk! Speaking of netbattling.. I could use a break from this boring work, so wanna give it a shot?
(option pops up of "SURE!" or "I wouldn't want to keep you from your work". Lan select "SURE!")
(Megaman.exe fights Folk.exe and he is victorious)
(Lan recieves Folk F Chip)
Brian: Well son of a motherboard..

Scene thirty-six: Pop Quiz!
Lan: So what do you do here exactly?
Brian: Make programs, do system analyists.... just confusing stuff I won't bore you with..
Lan: Oh... I see..
(computer starts beeping)
Lan: What's that?
Brian: (typing on his computer) Well it seems someone breeched the firewall and is trying to get to some of our important data.
Lan: So what are you going to do?
Brian: Well I just thought I'd sit here and watch.. seeing as my navi is unable to stop this and it breeched one of our strongest firewalls..
Lan: So who's going to stop this?
Brian: Gee.. wish I had a clue on that one.
Lan: I'll help by letting Megaman jack in!
Brian: No need to trouble yourself over it!
Lan: No worry! I beat your navi, so it's kinda my fault he can't help you! So I'll do it!
Brian: No really..
Lan: Jack in Megaman.exe! Transmit!
(Megaman.exe is in the net world inside the programming center and talks to a program)
Program: All the levels of the system are barred off by codes which you can get passed by answering the question correctly. Be careful because if you fail to answer correctly, a powerful virus will attack you!
(Megaman.exe walks up the the firewall and gets asked the question: "What navi did you encounter and fight at Mayl's house?" You have the choices of: A. Destrobot.exe B. Hitman.exe C. Red Navi D. Brokenfanman.exe. The correct answer is D. If answered wrong, you fight 3 Mettaurs)
(Megaman.exe walks up the the second firewall and gets asked the question: "Where does Todd work in the Electric Company?" You have the choices of: A. Generator Maintence B. Lighting Systems C. Custodial D. General Controls. The correct answer is B. If answered wrong, you fight 3 Ratty2)
(Megaman.exe walks up the the third firewall and gets asked the question: "Which of the following were escorted off by Security Guards?" You have the choices of: A. DJ B. Miss Mari C. Maurice D. Tim. The correct answer is A. If answered wrong, you fight 2 Spikey2 and 1 MegaBunny)
(Megaman.exe walks up the the fourth firewall and gets asked the question: "Who wasn't Tim able to kidnap that he referred to as slippery" You have the choices of: A. Tim B. Chaud C. Todd D. Miss Mari. The correct answer is D. If answered wrong, you fight 2 Dominerds and 1 VacuumFan)
(Megaman.exe walks up the the fifth firewall and gets asked the question: "Which World 3 member was the fifth one introduced" You have the choices of: A. Scott B. DJ C. Andrew D. Maurice. The correct answer is C. If answered wrong, you fight Brokenfanman.exe V3 ...poor soul.)
Megaman.exe: Lan, I've got past the firewalls! Now we're free to investigate into who is trying to steal the data!

Scene thirty-seven: A real internet hero...
(Megaman.exe countinues through the computer, an explosion is set off in front of him)
Megaman.exe: Whoa!
Flintman.exe: Hello Megaman, I've been waiting for you.
Megaman.exe: Who are you?
Flintman.exe: My name is Flintman.exe, and I work for the W3.
Sean: And I'm Sean! I'm one of Wily's top men, and once I steal this data for him I woun't be ignored anymore. I mean really! Just because I'm a little short, and people say I' complain too much, and I get drunk easi-
Flintman.exe: Er... Sean... the task at hand?
Sean: Shut up Flintman!
Flintman.exe: Oooohhh....
Sean: Now as I was saying, we're taking this data and there's nothing you can do about it!
Lan: Oh yeah?!
Sean: Yeah!
Lan: Megaman! Stop these guys in their tracks!
Flintman.exe: YO JOE!
(Megaman.exe fights Flintman..exe and he is victorious)
Sean: No I have to dig UP!

Scene thirty-eight: Brian, the buzz kill
Lan: Take 'em away boys!
Sean: I would've gotten away with it if it wasn't for that meddling kid and his blue navi!
(Computer nerds escort Sean off)
Brian: Hey, that was impressive
Lan: We accomplished all that through our great team work, and there's nothing you can't do when you have that!
Brian: Now I know!
Megaman.exe: And knowing is half the battle!
Brian: ...and unfortunately, we've lost data files during all of that..
Lan: But we stopped them!
Programmer: It must've been a data transfer during the fight (shrug)
Megaman.exe: I can't believe we were too late.
(Dan is seen walking by putting a disc in his jacket pocket)
Lan: Hey! He's a W3 member! (runs out into the hall pointing at Dan)
Dan: What?
Lan: I saw you put a disc in your jacket!
Dan: Listen Lan, I have no time to talk about this.. I have to go back to the base then go to the undernet (walks off)
Brian: Wasn't he in the tournament as well?
Lan: I think he's up to something..
(beep beep)
Megaman.exe: New mail from WWW
Lan: What??
(::Email from WWW:: Finally we've obtained all the data that we needed to construct our super virus to help us in our goal to conquer all of the net! It is not too late to surrender to us or else just face our wrath!)
(beep beep)
Megaman.exe: Another email! This time from Dad!
(::Email from Dad:: Lan, we've received a lead that some of the WWW activities have been originating from the USB Battle Tournament Center! You might want to check it out!)
Megaman.exe: Got all that Lan?
Lan: Yes, we need to make it to the Tournament Center right away!

Scene thirty-nine: Back to the beginning
(Lan arrives at USBtown and hurries over to the Tournament Center)
Lan: Where is everyone?
Megaman.exe: Be careful Lan. This is pretty suspicious..
Tim: LAN!
Lan: AH! (turns around and sees Tim) Tim..?
Tim: Yeah, it's pretty empty up here.. I came here to see which Netbattlers would come rushing here! Everyone is basically down below!
Lan: What?
Tim: You know, trap door... things! LIKE THAT ONE! (pointing at spot on the floor)
(Lan rushes down the stairs to see Dan walking around)
Lan: I knew it! You're a member of the W3! I will stop you!
Dan: Either battle me already or let me go as I have more pressing matters at hand.
Zerox.exe: I will delete that annoying Navi and get on with the job that you were sent on, idiot.
(Megaman.exe fights Zerox.exe and he is victorious)
(Lan recieves Zerox Z Chip)
Dan: I can't believe I lost again..
Lan: Now why were you doing all of this? Why are you part of the World 3?
Dan: What are you talking about?
Lan: The randomly appearing after battles..the data disc from the Programming Center..
Dan: (laughing a little) Me? A W3 Member? Lan, you really should be worrying about the P.U.U. Virus..
Lan: The What?
Dan: We found out that's the name of the virus Wily had all the data stolen for. He's constructing it as we speak.. Geez, your father does try to keep you out of things..
Lan: I can't believe he did that!
Zerox.exe: Just get going already!

Scene forty: ph33r WILY!
(Lan walks down the darkened hallway till he seems a man standing in front of a door)
Lan Who are you?
Man: I am your worst nightmare!
Lan: Show yourself!
Jacob: You know, I always wanted to say that line.. make you seem so tough when you enter saying that.. but remember me? I'm Jacob!
Lan: The tournament guy?
Jacob: Yes, the tournament guy! It was only a disguise so that the W3 could go through with our plans, but if I was able to battle you then.. I would've crushed you all! For I am the top member of the W3! Wily's right hand man! Head Lackey! I know about the plans right after Wily thinks them up!
Lan: The W3 must be stopped!
Jacob: You know.. that's all well and good, but I was told not to let any little kids named Lan by..
Shoeshineman.exe: Let me polish them off for good in the name of the World 3.
Megaman.exe: I'll give him the boot
(Megaman.exe fights Shoeshineman.exe and he is victorious)
Jacob: I am really disappointed by that outcome.
(Jacob is escorted off by Dan)
Megaman.exe: Now to go stop Wily!
Lan: We can do it!
(Lan rushes into the next room and then sees Wily)
Wily: I see we've met again Lan, yet again you're too late as I've aleady compiled all of the data to form the P.U.U. Virus! The net will be mine and be in fear of the name Wily!
::Megaman.exe randomly explodes. THE END!::
- Yes, we know we're assholes. Better ending to come later!
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